I will give a girl flowers and she will agree to record our home sex

My sperm is bad, but I want kids — after the wedding you'll get knocked up by a friend

"Honey, wake up, I have a surprise for your tight pussy!"

That's how you give your sister a massage - now she's got a creampie in her pussy

Yeah, you got me, just like in the porno, will you give it to me?

You do a deep squat on my dick, you'll cum and get your ass pumped

She'll scream in orgasm, I'll cum in her, I'll tell her she's the one who's sweating

Darling, I'm finally fucking you, not a friend. Let's come at the same time

You say you didn't cum inside, then what's that coming out of me?

I'm fucking her and she's not even looking at me — she's thinking about her men

I don't come with my husband, but my lover shows me his dick and I come right away

Honey, I can suck you off in any position — even upside down

Neighbor, you take what you need in the kitchen, I'm busy babbling here

The wizard fixed the laptop, fucked someone else's wife, and didn't get caught by her husband

Honey, you've already fondled my pussy, now lick my ass

She asked me to get tougher, so I grabbed her by the hair and now she doesn't like it

Lol, she never woke up - she'll freak out in the morning with semen on her ass

It was a bad time for me to stop by my friends' house, but I got a picture of them fucking

You called me for tea, now stand still and be patient

I don't get it - you cum on your stomach and then you put it inside? Are you an idiot?

I think he's about to come-not into me, I hope? (I hoped for nothing.)

This one's bigger than my boyfriend's - okay, I'll cheat again

I'm a simple man. I see an ass, I put it in and cum on it

You stuck your dick in my cum, and I trusted you! (cumming)